- Black & Grey Realism
- Neo Traditional
Gestating in the shadow of the Shropshire Hills in England, the Artist was summoned forth from a Chrysalis by 3 deformed blind Witches where the incantation went horribly wrong. There is little known about this Specimen other than the following…
* He Sleeps in a cupboard, on a pile of odd socks at the Monsters Under Your bed Studio in Cologne Germany.
* He can communicate with Bacteria using sign language.
* His Music collection of Black Metal and Doom is only played backwards on a full moon.
* He has Acid for Blood.
* The Artistic Terrorist has been known to Survive only on Tea, Sushi and Ginger Biscuits.
* His Tonge is in fact a tentacle with it’s own independent Brain.
* There is only one other species that we know of similar to him, the pair communicate through telepathy and carrier pigeon.
* His Eyes are Double Jointed.
* He could Discombobulate the Universe with his Genitals… if he could be bothered.
* His social circle is in fact a rhombicosidodecahedron.
* He has an oddly shaped Birthmark between two of his toes that looks like David Bowie.
* He only watches Horror Movies that end in the letter Q.
* He has Webbed Buttocks.
* He can only see in Black and White at 300dpi.
* His Anus smells of freshly cut grass on a warm summer morning.
* He has no sense of smell.
* He writes only in Binary.
* He once punched Michael Myers to the ground for talking too much when they were watching a documentary on Cheese.
* He’s confused by Hotel Stationary, Widows and the word “NO!”
If you should cross the path of this disturbing and mysterious creature, approach with caution and bring Tea…